Everything Sounds Better in Auto Tune

Because I love T-Pain, Auto Tune and current events:

So Rad Dude

So, I've been watching this web series called Dorm Life and one of the running jokes is S.R.D. or So Rad Dude. I am filling out an application and came across the following 2 things and couldn't help but think that the application is SRD!

Quotable:

"Fill this whole thing out, try to print legibly, and don't even think of writing 'See resume' because that will not fly"

"Go ahead and brag about additional education, training, certifications, patents, licenses, thesis projects, awards, publications or activities you consider significant. (Attach a separate sheet if you're really that much of a big shot)."


Look look, we are a hip media company so our application isn't as dry as those other companies - SO RAD DUDE!

Daily Ridiculousness

No Cuddling, EVER!

So Kate and I were watching some TV (reruns of Burn Notice to be exact *new episode tonight*) and a ridiculous commercial came on for an online dating service.




OnlineBootyCall.com
- a dating site for singles who enjoy being single -

Things I Like About This Site:
1. the logo: puzzle pieces = fantastic.
2. the slogan: finding the pieces without the puzzle.
3. the ten commandments of of the booty call. HAHAHAHHA

Interstitial Hilarity

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

motherfucking time vampire.

You Can Smoke Pot After You Win 12 Gold Medals For Your Country

When Work Feels Overwhelming, Remember That You Are Going To Die

So a little clue into how I've been spending my day at work:

I've had the banana phone song stuck in my head for approximately 2 months and yesterday I found this on our site:

So I was inspired to make a "This Shit Is Bananas" list of banana products. You can find it here. 

When I run out of ideas I have been listening to the following YouTube Videos for inspiration:

and

my life is slowly becoming a big joke. 

Awesome, Not Awesome, Awesome

Before I head off of the interwebs to exercise bike my little heart out here are a few things:

Make Someone Smile Week
I became aware of this because of work and wrote a blog post for the ThisNext blog which should be put up sometime soon [UPDATE: TN blog!]. It is a charitable event put on by Teleflora where they send out Be Happy Bouquets to nearly 40,000 people in need - "hospital patients, children in foster care, nursing home residents and many other people who do not usually receive flowers but whose day will be brighter because of this surprise gift." I think this is a fabulous idea and jumped at the chance to write the company blog post about how awesome they are for their generosity.

(via Teleflora)

Fails and Funnies
Here are a couple things I found as I was going through the interwebs and things are exceptionally dumb and hilarilous:

Think Blue
and finally, because we have a couple Dodgers games this week and they are back in the race for the NL West (only .5 game back from the D-backs [which makes me thing D-bags]) here are a few picks I made on ThisNext of Dodger gear. I really love the spinner belt buckle!

See more of my Think Blue: Decked Out In Dodgers Gear list at ThisNext.

Quotable

Check out this craigslist ad here. 

I love it.

And finally, my life is strangely like Fight Club in many aspects:

A house full of condiments and no food... how embarrassing. 

LOLBabies

See more of the Child Torment 101 list by DLP at ThisNext.

The lobster baby is my favorite. 

Corporate Ladder?

Something funny.
Another funny thing.


Other news: I have been having a lot of anxiety about the future. I think I have figured out more of what I want to do with my life as far as work and the kind of atmosphere that I want. Though I worry that I made my decision in part based on what I want to wear to work - but also, I think that makes a lot of sense because what you wear says a lot about who you are.

What do you guys think about this opportunity and this one? These are just two programs that I researched because of talking to Jordan about his job search and I am sure there are others outside of the engineering field that would be in this same track. I think this is more what I am leaning toward as a career.