Forever Alone

things I have considered googling today but didn't because i didn't want my ads to be about suicide prevention:

1. how many calories/hr are burned by crying?
2. how long can you go without eating?
3. can you live off of diet coke?
4. home remedies for depression

this is me

True Friends Stab You In The Front

I need to move back to LA. I miss this too much.

courtney: i also may be a little drunk and untrustworthy.
me: arent we like that always?
courtney: yes.

Question

At what point in digestion do the calories actually count?

If I puke up all my food, can I delete those calories...? Maybe only count 50%?

#notpurging

Thanks, Coach.

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose.

Favorite Things

This is my favorite thing that Britney Spears has ever done.

This is my favorite cover of that song. 

GIFS GIFS GIFS

I downloaded GIF SHOP for my iPhone. Our lives will never be the same.

Sometimes You Want To Scream and Then Be Hugged. SOMETIMES

Sometimes pity parties are necessary. Sometimes you should eat 9 baked ruffles for dinner. Sometimes you should start to do dishes but then decide that you can't. Sometimes your eye itches and you inadvertently make it sting and be way worse from trying to rub the itch away. Sometimes you should watch Muppet Babies and remember that having a sense of wonder is important. Sometimes you are really worried that the decorative dragon you got for your fish is actually scaring your fish and that maybe you should take it out for your fish's mental health.

Also, goat parade.

That's Why It's Salty When We Kiss

In my continued quest to be the coolest person you know (jk), I went surfing today.

I accomplished very little beyond figuring out how not to die while having a board leashed to you and getting a couple bruises and sunburned... but I feel like a champ!

winner winner, chicken dinner

On Missing My Internet Audience

I don't have anything to say right now, but I felt like I was neglecting you.

You being the 4ish people that read this.

like a BOSS

EDIT: YOU GUYS - I THOUGHT THIS POST WAS LOST TO THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE BUT IT WAS MAGICALLY RESTORED. I was thinking of you! 

Jump.

“You know, it’s quite an undertaking to start loving somebody. You have to have energy, generosity, blindness… There is even a moment, right at the start, where you have to jump across an abyss; if you think about it you don’t do it.”
— Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea