"This software is revolutionary," company president Penis Van Fuckitstan said. "It solves the problem of people getting viruses with their internet porn."
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Industry Experts
I was asking for advice about writing a press release for a major software release. I was told to have an great quote, for example:
"This software is revolutionary," company president Penis Van Fuckitstan said. "It solves the problem of people getting viruses with their internet porn."
"This software is revolutionary," company president Penis Van Fuckitstan said. "It solves the problem of people getting viruses with their internet porn."
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