I Live in the Internet

So I went to Vons today in this strip mall because I really wanted something from their lunch counter. And as I left I glanced over and saw the 24 Hour Fitness... and thought to myself "escalators to the fitness center... fail" (though I can think of a couple legit reasons to actually have them). Then it struck me... I had seen this before on the internet.

Here is my camera phone picture:



















And here is the internet version:





















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thank you San Diego, California, for making my dreams come true.

No One is Afraid of a Sparkly Vampire

there are no words for how lame I think this is.

Oh My God Bless America

So you know how they often ask famous people which actor or actress would play them in a bio-picture. I think I can say with complete confidence that if sex did not matter (like with Cate Blanchett as Dylan in I'm Not There) I would chose Mandy Patinkin to play me. The reasons are as follows: a. INIGO MONTOYA b. Criminal Minds c. Dead Like Me d. his voice e. swagga f. totally looks like me, obvs.

Happy 4th of July! Go America!




And finally, here is some weird shit and more reasons to hate pregnancy: WTF!

Ridiculous Octopus!

Fatties

WHALES!!!

So Rad Dude

So, I've been watching this web series called Dorm Life and one of the running jokes is S.R.D. or So Rad Dude. I am filling out an application and came across the following 2 things and couldn't help but think that the application is SRD!

Quotable:

"Fill this whole thing out, try to print legibly, and don't even think of writing 'See resume' because that will not fly"

"Go ahead and brag about additional education, training, certifications, patents, licenses, thesis projects, awards, publications or activities you consider significant. (Attach a separate sheet if you're really that much of a big shot)."


Look look, we are a hip media company so our application isn't as dry as those other companies - SO RAD DUDE!

Cocain Peppers

I wonder who didn't report the cocaine in their peppers? (ARTICLE)


Also, I still cannot find a job. I am very discouraged. I have started to apply to things that are not on the career path I really want to be on.

How Is Her Being Transgender Relevant?

Exercised to Death!
Here is a bizarre story that I just saw a preview for on CBS 2: CLICKY

This story is strange, but as the title says - what does her gender have to do with anything? Sensationalism.

Besides, they are really missing the biggest question: Why Oliva Newton John?

Peta Is Gonna Be Pissed

Travis, an infamous chimp from Connecticut, was shot and killed after a brutal attack of a woman who was visiting his owner.

Check out the story here.

Touchingly Low

a. touchingly low prices?
b. rufus.

Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt

I have had a rotten few days.
I don't think I did anything to deserve them. Nice Guys Finish Last.
I think you should still feel bad. I do.

People...

I couldn't not click on this: RIDIC

boing boing - ish

Crazy

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